Chapter 66: Mother Is Not to Be Trifled With

“Husband, I, Ye Li, have been alone since childhood, without parents. Because of my good looks, people have always coveted me. I even contemplated suicide several times. So, Husband, you can understand why I disguise myself as ugly. I just want to find a boy who doesn’t care about my appearance and spend my life with him. You’ve given me an unprecedented feeling, a sense of home. Thank you, Husband.”

As Ye Li spoke these heartfelt words, Ye Kun almost believed her. This was truly a masterful display of pity, not forgetting to praise herself at the same time—so impressive. Even Ye Kun had never spoken so eloquently.

If Ye Li’s parents heard this, they’d be furious. Claiming to be orphaned—did she spring from a crack in a stone?

Yan Muer secretly thought that this woman was formidable; her story sounded even more tragic than her own. She herself was orphaned, following her master to cultivate. But she couldn’t say that now—Ye Li had gained a slight advantage.

It seemed that in the contest of misery, Ye Li had won a small edge.

The two girls had said almost all they wanted to say, their intentions clear. Now, it was up to Ye Kun to decide.

Yet in their hearts, Ye Li and Yan Muer thought, if this bald-headed man doesn’t pick me, just wait and see!

Ye Kun himself had no idea how to choose. This was completely unexpected.

Suddenly, Ye Qin spoke up, “Brother, since both sisters-in-law love you, why not marry them both?”

Ye Kun looked at his younger brother in confusion—was he mocking or speaking in earnest? That smile seemed forced and reluctant.

Dongmen Meng’s eyes brightened, “Qin Qin is right. Marrying two is wonderful—good things come in pairs!”

Ye Kun twitched at the corner of his mouth. Mother, how can you describe this as ‘good things come in pairs’...

“That’s impossible,” Ye Ming suddenly objected.

Dongmen Meng’s brows arched, “Why not?”

“Then... why can’t I?” Ye Ming blurted out, clearly dissatisfied.

No sooner had he spoken than a murderous aura filled the room. Ye Ming shivered, then laughed awkwardly, “I think it’s great. Muer and Ye Li are both excellent. Their children will surely be wonderful, ha ha... ha... ha...”

His laughter faded, and he lowered his head, silent.

Ye Kun sighed inwardly; his father was bold indeed, saying such things without worrying about being strung up by Mother...

Dongmen Meng withdrew her aura, casting a sidelong glance at Ye Ming—go ahead and try if you dare...

At this moment, Ye Li and Yan Muer were taken aback. They never expected the bald-headed man’s mother to be so formidable! They had thought she was just an ordinary person, but she had hidden her strength well. If not for that display just now, they wouldn’t have noticed at all!

Dongmen Meng wasn’t just warning Ye Ming, but also making it clear to the girls—she was not someone to be trifled with!

If they dared to bully her Kun Kun, she would show no mercy.

Her Kun Kun was so outstanding—he wasn’t bound to only these two!

Dongmen Meng was indeed domineering, her words few but sharp.

Smiling gracefully, Dongmen Meng looked at Ye Li and Yan Muer, “How would you both like to marry my Kun Kun?”

“Mother!” Ye Kun exclaimed. Mother, what are you doing? How can I have two wives... Please don’t, both of them are problematic.

Dongmen Meng spoke seriously, “Kun Kun, you’re still young. Your marriage will be decided by me, unless you no longer acknowledge me as your mother.”

Mother was actually threatening him this way—how could she? She always said he was still young. Did he really need to wait until his coming-of-age ceremony to be considered grown up...

Besides, why didn’t Mother consider Ye Qin’s feelings? Everything good was given to him, but Ye Qin was their real son.

“Brother, Mother is thinking of your best interests. Both sisters-in-law are stunning. Just listen to Mother,” Ye Qin said in support, though his heart was indifferent. His brother had always been so outstanding; it seemed the sisters-in-law had hit the jackpot.

Hearing his brother’s words, Ye Kun felt a little steadier. Since Ye Qin’s love life was rough, as an elder brother, he’d surely help in the future.

“Kun Kun, you’re a man—state your position first,” Ye Ming said with a slight smile, secretly envious. Why hadn’t he ever had such luck? At this point, nothing else mattered.

What could Ye Kun do but surrender? He replied helplessly, “I’ll listen to Father and Mother.”

Ye Li and Yan Muer looked at Ye Kun’s expression. For some reason, they really wanted to hit him...

Dongmen Meng was very pleased with Ye Kun’s attitude. “Muer, Ye Li, what about you?”

Ye Li and Yan Muer exchanged glances, sparks flying so fiercely they could almost hear the crackle in the air. These two girls were clearly at odds.

There was no backing down now.

“I’ll listen to Mother.”

“Muer will listen to Mother.”

Dongmen Meng slapped the armrest, stood up in delight, and declared, “Wonderful! Both my daughters-in-law are so agreeable. The wedding will be tomorrow. Husband, go have the tailor make a wedding dress—no, bring the tailor here to measure Ye Li.”

“Right away!” Ye Ming hurried to leave the hall, then paused. Why was he tasked with this? Wasn’t Xiao Ling or Zhang Tian Tian available?

Forget it, better not ask—better to be obedient; otherwise, his wife might throw another tantrum.

“Mother wishes to talk with her daughters-in-law privately. You two go to the backyard for now,” Dongmen Meng said. She had a few messages to pass on. Yan Muer was introduced by her husband, so she could be trusted. But Ye Li was just someone Kun Kun found outside, so she was a little worried—afraid he might be deceived.

Ye Kun and Ye Qin nodded and walked toward the backyard.

In the corridor, the two brothers maintained their composure, neither speaking.

“Congratulations, Brother,” Ye Qin said with a slight smile.

Ye Kun patted his brother’s shoulder, “Thank you, Brother.”

“There was a time when I dreamed that we could marry on the same day. What a joyful thought. But alas...”

Ye Kun felt his brother was growing more melancholy—it was time to find Ba Wanqing soon.

“Then I won’t marry tomorrow—let’s wait until you can join me,” Ye Kun was truly indulgent toward Ye Qin. If Ye Qin were a girl, there might even be a forbidden romance.

Ye Qin slapped Ye Kun, “I don’t want to be beaten to death by my sisters-in-law. Don’t get me into trouble. They’re eager to marry you.”

“They?” Ye Kun shook his head, uncertainty in his eyes.

But in Ye Qin’s eyes, that look was...

“Brother, if you stop pretending, we’re still brothers.”

“Oh? Haven’t scolded you in years, your skin must be itching.”

“Not sure if my skin’s itching, but my hair sure is smooth.”

Ye Kun: “...”

Soon, the brothers’ strange cries echoed all the way back to the main hall.